I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
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I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
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Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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