I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
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