You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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