He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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