She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
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