I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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