Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
so that wasnt chicken after all
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
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Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
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If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
do nipples grow back?
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