The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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