Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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