I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
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Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
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Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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