: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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