I love black thongs
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
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Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing