So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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