I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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