Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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