The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
This house was built for laser tag.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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