After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
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