There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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