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fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
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I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
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You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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