she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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