Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
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I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
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hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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