Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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