It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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