Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
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how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
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Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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