Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
The adults are the big ones right?
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