I'm drive I can fine osifer
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
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over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
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also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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