Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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