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Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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