Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
NoShamevember. You game?
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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