Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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