I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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