How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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