quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
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just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
You're a waste of cheezeits
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Come back. Shots need mouths.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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