Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
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And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
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I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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