At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
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