You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
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