i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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