the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
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