My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
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i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
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I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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