david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
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and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
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Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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