I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
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He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
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Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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