I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
