Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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