What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
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He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
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He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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