I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
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I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Less talking, more tequila
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
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This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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