then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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