do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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