At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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