Umm I'm too high to move.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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