That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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