I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
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I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
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I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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