Well apparently he's into motor boating.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
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dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
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I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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