you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
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I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
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GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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