I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
You know, be my cock's hype man.
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Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
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this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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