he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Randomize
