So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
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just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
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That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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