We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
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